Author Archives: Johnny
Happy New Year from Fat Rats Ass!
We over here at Fat Rats Ass want to wish all our friends a Happy New Year!! Here at Fat Rats Ass we have gotten busy compiling all the statistics, facts, and figures in preparation for awarding our annual honor … Continue reading
Clash of the Republican Wife Cheaters
The battle of the republican wife cheaters has finally ended with Newt “Back Door Man” Gingrich beating out Herman “Masher” Cain. It started out simple enough and nobody but nobody saw this battle coming. It began when Herman “Masher” Cain … Continue reading
Salami Swallower Michele Bachmann
Capping a tour de force of the Iowa Caucus Michele Bachmann outdid all competitors when she competed in and won the Salami Swallowing contest at the Iowa State Fair. A previously unknown talent of hers, Michele says she is a … Continue reading
Pat Tillman, an American Hero
When Pat Tillman joined the Army he got a personal letter from Don Rumsfeld. Before Pat Tillman was killed President George Bush had plans to honor him at an event. After Pat Tillman was killed these sick little screws and … Continue reading
Warren Buffett mans up. Why can’t Eric Cantor?
Probably because Eric Cantor doesn’t give a shit about America. Sick of being associated with rich whining punks crying poor mouth, Warren Buffett took out an ad in the New York Times and bitch slapped these pukes who for the … Continue reading
Super Bowl Prediction: a team from a blue state will win
Even football tends to be better in the blue states. Take a look at the chart below. Football is a complex game with a lot of the complexity taking place Monday through Saturday. It’s a game for an intelligent individual … Continue reading
Worst States for Education
Here we go with the final contributing measure to determining the Worst State in America…education. It just figures that if you ain’t got your shit together up in your brains then all you are gonna do is screw shit up … Continue reading
Worst States for Health
OK, this is no joke, we’re getting right down to the nitty-gritty here, this is life or death. You’re gonna die sooner rather than later if you live here and there ain’t a christian in sight to help you. Look … Continue reading
A Christmas Message from Johnny Shitterowski
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate this day. To those who don’t celebrate this day, let the spirit of the day not be lost…the spirit of the day is the point. On the chance that someone somewhere may be having … Continue reading
Glen Beck…a lying liar and his lies
Glen Beck attacks working Americans…again.