I Don’t Give A Fat Rats Ass!
Due to a lack of initiative, enthusiasm, and creativity I’ve been asked to join the team of The Summer of 100 Beaches AND The 10 Week End of Summer Beach Blowout!!! We here at “I Dont Give A Fat Rats Ass” couldn’t be happier.
I’m requiring all interested in joining the team to be present for a breakfast meeting Tuesday morning at The Ground Swell Surf Cafe on the beach at Salisbury.

The Ground Swell has some good coffee and breakfast sandwiches and it’s right on the beach. We’ll enjoy a breakfast while watching the surf roll in and the women’s beach yoga class. Awesome!
We’ll spend the morning at Joe’s Playland! All the pinball and ski-ball you want.

The food is awesome! Fried dough, cotton candy, taffy, hot dogs, pizza by the slice, and a dairy twirl for dessert. What could be better!